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Ask a Ninja Presents the Ninja Handbook: This Book Looks Forward to Killing You Soon

by Nichols, Kent et al

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A straightforward if wacky guide for would-be ninjas takes readers step by step through the long and arduous process of learning the deadly art of ninjahood, explaining how to safely negotiate the Cavern of Good Touch/Bad Touch, how to be quieter than bug thoughts, and the ultimate secrets of the ninja clans. Original. 50,000 first printing.

Categories
HumourGeneral
Publisher
Random House Inc
ISBN
9780307405807
Number of Pages
304
Language
English
Title
Ask a Ninja Presents the Ninja Handbook
Subjects
  1. Ninja
  2. Humour: Collections & General
  3. ANF:Humour
Country
USA
Barcode
9780307405807
Binding
Paperback
Date of Publication
16 September 2008
Year
2008
BISAC
HUM000000
Authors
  1. Nichols, Kent
  2. Sarine, Douglas

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